What Do You Get When You Drop A Pumpkin?
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. Pumpkins look sturdy while they are sitting politely on the porch….

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. Pumpkins look sturdy while they are sitting politely on the porch….

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I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system. My immune system apparently keeps the…