What Do You Get When You Drop A Pumpkin?
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash. Pumpkins look sturdy while they are sitting politely on the porch….
Why Are Ghosts Such Bad Liars
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them. Ghosts have several advantages. They can drift through walls,…
What Does A House Wear
Most houses are not known for keeping up with fashion. They may get a fresh coat of paint every few years,…
I Tried Skinny-Dipping.
I tried skinny-dipping. It didn’t work. I went into the water looking exactly like myself and came out looking exactly like…
A Procrastinator’s Work Is Never Done
A procrastinator’s work is never done. That’s because we haven’t started it yet. There’s no sense rushing into a job before…
I Am Proud To Be An Avid Indoorsman
I am proud to be an avid indoorsman. I enjoy air-conditioning, comfortable chairs, indoor plumbing, and watching nature documentaries from a…
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. Mine and I have reached an understanding: I don’t measure it, and it…
Everyone my age is older than me…
Everyone my age is older than me. I don’t know how it happened, but the people I went to school with…
Without Geometry…
Of course, it also lacks direction, has no angles, and never quite adds up. There’s no telling which way is up,…
What Does A Baby Computer Call His Father?
What does a baby computer call his father? Data. Some jokes are carefully programmed for maximum laughter. Others simply show up,…
