I Tried Skinny-Dipping.
I tried skinny-dipping. It didn’t work. I went into the water looking exactly like myself and came out looking exactly like…
A Procrastinator’s Work Is Never Done
A procrastinator’s work is never done. That’s because we haven’t started it yet. There’s no sense rushing into a job before…
I Am Proud To Be An Avid Indoorsman
I am proud to be an avid indoorsman. I enjoy air-conditioning, comfortable chairs, indoor plumbing, and watching nature documentaries from a…
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. Mine and I have reached an understanding: I don’t measure it, and it…
Everyone my age is older than me…
Everyone my age is older than me. I don’t know how it happened, but the people I went to school with…
Without Geometry…
Of course, it also lacks direction, has no angles, and never quite adds up. There’s no telling which way is up,…
What Does A Baby Computer Call His Father?
What does a baby computer call his father? Data. Some jokes are carefully programmed for maximum laughter. Others simply show up,…
I Only Seem to Get Sick on the Weekends
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system. My immune system apparently keeps the…