A waist is a terrible thing to mind. Mine and I have reached an understanding: I don’t measure it, and it doesn’t complain when I have dessert. At this point in life, I prefer clothing with elastic waistbands and forgiving opinions. Life is too short to spend it arguing with a belt.
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