I’m Not Old-Fashioned.
I’m Not Old-Fashioned. I’m Quality-Controlled. People sometimes call me old-fashioned as though they have discovered a character defect. I prefer quality-controlled….
I Tried Skinny-Dipping.
I tried skinny-dipping. It didn’t work. I went into the water looking exactly like myself and came out looking exactly like…
Progress Was Better Before They Improved It
Progress Was Better Before They Improved It. I have nothing against progress. Some of my favorite things are the result of…
A Procrastinator’s Work Is Never Done
A procrastinator’s work is never done. That’s because we haven’t started it yet. There’s no sense rushing into a job before…
My Favorite Social Network is The Porch
My favorite social network is the porch. I’ve tried to understand social media. I really have. There are friends you’ve never…
4 Out Of 3 People Struggle With Math
Four out of three people struggle with math. I have always been suspicious of numbers. They look innocent enough until someone…
Women Who Seek to Equal Men Lack Ambition
Women who seek to equal men lack ambition. Women have spent generations demanding equal treatment, equal opportunity, and equal respect. Fair…
I Am Proud To Be An Avid Indoorsman
I am proud to be an avid indoorsman. I enjoy air-conditioning, comfortable chairs, indoor plumbing, and watching nature documentaries from a…
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
Why do psychics have to ask for your name? I have always been a little suspicious of psychics. If you can…
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
A waist is a terrible thing to mind. Mine and I have reached an understanding: I don’t measure it, and it…