Today’s Grandpa’s Groaner
Welcome to Grandpa’s Groaners, where the jokes are clean, the puns are corny, and every punchline comes with a complimentary eye roll.
Whether you enjoy classic dad jokes, silly riddles, clever wordplay, or the kind of humor that makes the whole family groan, you’ll find plenty to laugh about here. Share a favorite with the grandkids, spring one on an unsuspecting friend, or keep it handy for the next time the conversation becomes far too serious.
New groaners are added regularly, so pull up a chair and prepare yourself. Around here, a good groan counts as a standing ovation.
Latest Groan
- I Tried Skinny-Dipping.
I tried skinny-dipping. It didn’t work. I went into the water looking exactly like myself and came out looking exactly like myself, only wetter. This may be another example of misleading advertising. At least the fish were polite enough not to laugh where I could hear them.
