A procrastinator’s work is never done. That’s because we haven’t started it yet. There’s no sense rushing into a job before you’ve had time to think about it, avoid it, reorganize your desk, check the refrigerator, and take a well-earned nap. I’ll explain the rest tomorrow.
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