I’m Not Lazy!
I’m not lazy. I’m permanently on energy-saving mode. At a certain age, you learn that energy is a valuable resource and…
If Silence Is Golden
If Silence Is Golden, Why Is Everyone So Broke? We have been told for generations that silence is golden. If that…
I’m Not Old-Fashioned.
I’m Not Old-Fashioned. I’m Quality-Controlled. People sometimes call me old-fashioned as though they have discovered a character defect. I prefer quality-controlled….
I Tried Skinny-Dipping.
I tried skinny-dipping. It didn’t work. I went into the water looking exactly like myself and came out looking exactly like…
Progress Was Better Before They Improved It
Progress Was Better Before They Improved It. I have nothing against progress. Some of my favorite things are the result of…
My Favorite Social Network is The Porch
My favorite social network is the porch. I’ve tried to understand social media. I really have. There are friends you’ve never…
4 Out Of 3 People Struggle With Math
Four out of three people struggle with math. I have always been suspicious of numbers. They look innocent enough until someone…
Women Who Seek to Equal Men Lack Ambition
Women who seek to equal men lack ambition. Women have spent generations demanding equal treatment, equal opportunity, and equal respect. Fair…
Why do psychics have to ask for your name?
Why do psychics have to ask for your name? I have always been a little suspicious of psychics. If you can…
I Don’t Hold Grudges. I Archive Them
I don’t hold grudges. I archive them. People occasionally accuse me of holding grudges. That is completely inaccurate. Holding a grudge…